Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I have tilted and it wasnt pretty.

This is my story of tilting at Capital Casino Tonight.



Well When I got home I expected to go hang out with a certain someone. So I waited for the call. I fell asleep and when I woke up my phone was ringing. It was the phone call I was waiting for. But as most of you may know....... someone had canceled out on me. It was 730pm now. I had slept for 3 hours and i am wide awake. So i thought i give the Santi a call to grab food and to moan groan about getting dissed again by this person. But i didn't get a call back so i went to Capital. Well I sat right into the 6/12 game and it was going pretty well. It was up and down at first and I had to do a rebuy and after a couple of hours i was up almost a rack. Till a Loas player sat down on seat nine.

Lately I have been taking beats in stride, its going to happen and theres nothing much you can do about it but say nice hand and move on. But tonight was a little different.
First hand that started it. BB pocket jj. Got called by 3 players and i raised it up and it got called around. Flop comes 10 8 2 rainbow. I bet out and gets called around till it hit seat 9 he raised it. I rerasied back both players called and he caps it. Turn 3 two hearts on board but i am not too worried. I bet out and it went fold fold and seat nine raise. I was like man ok two pairs this sucks and i called. river was a 6 and i check he bets and i called. He says this " I have the sign off the beast." Huh??? He shows Pocket 66 and said look AK no good. I was like wow..... ok no problem.

Then came the very next hand, sb and i see pocket kk. A couple callers and seat nine said the magic words i want to be the killer i raise. Well Back to me and I three bet it and it gets cap 3 players to the flop. Flop come a K103 with two diamonds and a club. I flop top set, now all i need to do is pair the board and i Know i will be good. I bet next player folds seat nine said I am hot i way ahead raised. Bing!!! I love it I three bet him and he caps it! Turn comes 7c still a good looking turn. I bet he raise and said I'm going to get high hand i know it raise. I three bet him back knowing it looks like i need to fade some diamonds and maybe a straight draw and straight flush draw. I am thinking man this guy has too many outs pair the board please! He calls and the river comes 2c. I think man that has to be my money card diamond didn't hit and i don't see a straight there at all. I bet out and he say raise. I looked again and was like huh no fucking way club draw? what??? i called and he shows 64clubs. I was pretty damn near in shock. He went runner runner for his flush draw.

Kill pot now and I am on the button. I looked down and see AHKH. it folds and seat 9 raises and say lets make it 4 in a row! seat one calls and i pop it up 3 bets. Seat nine says oh steaming huh.... lets cap it. Seat one call and i call. Flop comes AK6 rainbow. seat nine bets out seat one folds and i said raise. He calls. Turn came 6. He leads out on me and i raised it up again and he calls. I am thinking i am either way ahead or way behind. River q. he checks I bet and he says raise. I was shitting in my pants don't tell me i just fell for all of his trap and he flopped a set and turn the boat on me. I called and he says boat! I looked and he had pocket qq for the river full house. PUKE!!!!!! You have got to be kidding!!! I mean i know you cant fold that hand but if anything that's a call down hand with a flop of AK on the board. FUCK ME!!!!!!

Right now i was on semi tilt. I just ran bad and this donkey ass is getting lucky on me. No problem. A couple hands pass and i get pocket QQ It was limped around and i raised it up. Seat nine looks and said the magic words wait seat two raise? oh man steam raising again buddy? I call. 6 to the flop and it comes j33. Checks to me and i bet and all called. Turn was 10 Checks to me I bet and people started folding but seat nine called and said im going to check raise the river. SO don't bet i warned you. River 9. He checks and stupid me i still bet out. He says raise and i called. I said trip 3 are good. He says nope i don't have trips at all. He shows 78 for the runner runner straight. Then he goes off on I told you not to bet but greedy players like you think you hold the best hand when you don't and all your doing is donating me all your chips. Thanks. I just kinda stared in awww...... Sam the dealer (ugly Sam) said quiet no criticizing the player. Keep your comments to your self. Seat nine was like hey its cool man just trying to teach the boy how to play. BING...........Tilt factor on high..........

All in my head was keep cool... fuck this guy play your game..... if Santi see you like this what will he say? Get the fuck out of the table if you cant handle the swings.
So i chilled and folded a few hands till I was under the gun and looked down ans see AA one red one black. I open raised and thought no problem I most likey steal the blinds i be happy. But once it got to seat nine he looked at me and said raise again huh. I call. sb called and bb called. 4 to the flop. Flop comes k34. sb check bb checks i bet seat nine raised sb folds bb calls i reraised seat nine caps it and bb calls. Turn 2. BB checks i bet seat 9 raised again bb fold and i was like two pairs? I called. River pairs the 2. I checked seat nine bets i called. I was hoping i rivered a better two pairs on him. He says Nice call i missed my straight and show just a ace at me. Sam was like show two cards to win and he just held his card showing the ace. I flipped my cards showing my aces and then he dropped his card to the table and spread his other card out showing what his other card was...... it was 2. For runner runner trips.... (DING.....TILT COMMENCING)

All that came out of my mouth was this. WTF!!! WHY YOU SLOW ROLLING FOR. I fucking called just show your cards don't pulled this fucking slow roll crap..... Sam started to say calm down calm down. I was like don't fucking slow roll man. Sam said something to me in Chinese because obviously the other player was a older Loas or some 3rd world asain country guy so i know he wasn't talking to him. All i said was fuck him in Chinese and Sam said in chinese its ok its ok take a break. I got up and sat in the lounge for a bit. I fucking tilted. I sat their all potty and shiet. I ordered some food and ate. They called my name a couple time saying 3rd miss blind but i was like fuck this. I finished eating and went to the cage to cash out what chips i had left. Which was like 60 bucks.

I took a lost of 340 tonight.
I tilted.
I looked like a ass.
Oh well.
It was bound to happen.

4 comments:

Nik Santi said...

omg hire me to be your bounty hunter

SuperDonk said...

Dude I am freaking unlucky. Why do I get run over like this?

SuperDonk said...

Santi I need to hire the 6/12 superstar bounty hunter!

Nik Santi said...

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