Well I haven't played in a while, just been doing tons of house work. Spending money like it grows on trees also. But i finally have some time to play, which i did, but not a long session at all. I didn't get there till about 430. I had just found out that the aces crack promotion is only 50 bucks now. There prize pool is shrinking. They use to give out 100 bucks for aces crack and in the day time till 6pm 2500 for quads. But even that drop down to 1000 now. So it really changes things now Especially how to play aces now. When I played I played for about 3 hrs before going on a dinner break and played another 3 hours after that. I wrote this in a email to Tony and I just decided to copy and paste how my session went. I will also add a couple hands later on.
Its a tale of two story's. First table before i went on a dinner break.
Kill SuperDonk part one. "FOLD CITY"
3.5 hours plus 65. hands played? At most 8 including the blinds. I got raised on my blinds so much. it was a fold fest. the blinds i got to see i wiffed. Raised with ak only had it once at this point everyone folded. raised with kq suited 2 callers flop q58 two spades. turn qhearts river k boat only one caller. I got a bb fuck me over. 56 suited about 7 to the flop. flop comes 55k rainbow. i check under the gun bets everyone calls. turn 9s two spade now. I check under the gun bets all call when it hits me i check raise. all called. river qs. sb donk bets i call everyone else folds. sb shows j10s for the flush. OUCH!!!!
Kill Superdonk part 2 "The Gamble Table and the Mama that spank me to a fetal position."
3.5 hours -$85 bucks argh.......... As i return back from dinner i got placed to the only table still running. And with in the first 5 hands I notice something. I'm the only one folding and they all playing. If some one raises It gets capped. I stood up walk back to the front of the poker room and checked. AM I BACK AT CAPITAL CASINO?????
But nope i was where i was suppose to be. I was like that's fine.... I like this its 8 aggressive calling station donks and me The Superdonk. As i was folding every single hand i was talking to the guy to my left. He says dude you keep folding everyone know what u going to have if you play or raise. change it up man its only 4/8. I was like OK fine I play the next hand as long as it doesn't get raise. So I'm in the middle position and i looked down to see a8of clubs. Not bad...Normally a hand i play in late position, a little spewy to call this at my position but i thought OK decent enough to call I sure wasn't going to call some off suited crap card. So as everyone calls the good ol bb raises. And the guy next to me said come on guys i got him to play a hand don't raise it on him. so as everyone is calling i call and the bastard that sitting next to me said you know guys, my philosophy is if someone raise i gotta re raise. WHAT A ASS!!!!!!!! Everyone calls and i am sitting there looking like a ass. Flop come 258, My buddy bets all call I raise. All call. Turn 8 I bet all call. I was like what the hell. River q I bet and all fold. I took down a nice pot for playing like a donk.
So its back to folding when i get this hand on the BB its past 10 and aces crack is over. I look at two red aces. As people where limping in the button raises sb re raise and I'm like wow 3 bet 2 called button cap's and all called. Flop is q 23 two spades. I looked at momma on the button and she did the double look at her card I put her on the spade draw maybe the nut flush draw. sb bets i raise the two other callers fold momma rereaise. sb starts talking aw man I'm behind huh i have to call i got too much invested. he calls i cap it. Turn 9h Sb check i bet momma raise he call i re raise momma call he calls. River Q spades FUCK ME!!!!! SB check i check momma bets sb raises i fold mamma calls. Sb Shows q6 off for trip queens. Momma show k10spades. for the flush. WTF!!!! SHE RE RAISE WITH K10 preflop with those cards!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!
A few hands later. I'm in button position and it gets capped before it reaches me. I have AK SPADES family pot. Flop comes k103 two spades. bb bets middle raises momma re raise i capped. all call still family 9 handed. turn 7clubs? bb bets people start dropping momma raise i went into the tank raise or just call does momma have aces? does bb have aces or kings? I have top pair and nut flush draw. I call bb re raise momma cap's DAMN!!!! river............7spades ARGH IT PAIRED THE BOARD AND HIT MY NUT FLUSH DRAW!!!!!!!!! BB bets momma raise FUCK ME!!!! I CALLED MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE FOLDED? BB CALLS. MOMMA SHOWS POCKET KINGS FOR THE BOAT. I FOLD and BB fold. HUGE FUCKING POT HUGE HUGE HUGE!!!!! I just sit there looking like a donk. F ME And the game continues like that with me folding till it broke up at 1230.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
First winning session in a long ASS time.
Cache Creek +170 for about 4 1/2 hrs
This is going to be short Its late and i am tired. Pretty much i ran pretty good today i had aces cracked for a rack! hit some big kill pots and made some soul reading and calling with my cards for the win. I did lose some big pots also but i will write about that later. The only thing I can say is Cache just changed their aces crack promotion and it only run till 10pm now. Which sucks ass!!!!!!!!. I love it when it ran till Midnight!!!!!!.
Ok Im back and heres a hand from playing.
QJD its a kill pot. I called and about 4 to the flop. The come ad 8d 4s I think. the killer bets and i called and dealer botton calls. This is were i debeated to raise or not but at my position i thought i was just in the wrong spot. Im in the middle and i could be caught in a raise war. turn was another blank and the killer bets and it went call call. river i hit the 6d Booyah!!!!! I finally hit a card. the killer checks i bet and the button calls saying he had two pairs. I showed my cards and took down the pot. I only wish i had position then i could have raised the flop and took control of the hand.
This is going to be short Its late and i am tired. Pretty much i ran pretty good today i had aces cracked for a rack! hit some big kill pots and made some soul reading and calling with my cards for the win. I did lose some big pots also but i will write about that later. The only thing I can say is Cache just changed their aces crack promotion and it only run till 10pm now. Which sucks ass!!!!!!!!. I love it when it ran till Midnight!!!!!!.
Ok Im back and heres a hand from playing.
QJD its a kill pot. I called and about 4 to the flop. The come ad 8d 4s I think. the killer bets and i called and dealer botton calls. This is were i debeated to raise or not but at my position i thought i was just in the wrong spot. Im in the middle and i could be caught in a raise war. turn was another blank and the killer bets and it went call call. river i hit the 6d Booyah!!!!! I finally hit a card. the killer checks i bet and the button calls saying he had two pairs. I showed my cards and took down the pot. I only wish i had position then i could have raised the flop and took control of the hand.
February is busto Month
Well I havent blogged much for the month because I was going busto everytime I played. Hand werent holding up at all. When I start off ok it ends up being bad beated by some one playing random two cards and Cracking my set or tptk. So it was a bad month for me. But im still improving my game even when I am not catching my card or getting my cards rapped by someone else catching some goofing running straight or flush. So instead of posting bad beats time after time again I will try to write some good hands i played right or hands I think i played wrong and looking for comments......... NAH!!!! This is the super donk if i dont post some fuck upbad beats then its just not the donk tard i am.
My last trip at capital this hand came up. This is right after tony left and Jeff buddy i call him the protege came and sat at his seat. The very second hand that he is delt with, i looked down and see AQ of spades. I raised and he reraise and i decide to cap it. about 4 to the flop. the flop K96 all spades. I bet he raise, i reraise and it gets capped. the turn 5 I bet out and he raises again saying if your going to draw out on me im going to make it expensive. Im think huh????? i got the nuts right now so it looks like you got the flopped set. I reraise and it gets capped. River all i know is avoid pairing the board.......5 sskjdkjfjfhjvnjdnvjdhkjvhjdfvnjdvnjkzv GOD DAMN IT!!!! this is where it went all hazy..... i forget if i betted or just checked and i called but when he turn his card over with a big grin i knew i was a goner........his pocket KK for the WIN!!!!
DAMN I AM GOOOOOOOD I cant holdup for one min!
Well as you can see its the life and times of the donktard!!!!!
My last trip at capital this hand came up. This is right after tony left and Jeff buddy i call him the protege came and sat at his seat. The very second hand that he is delt with, i looked down and see AQ of spades. I raised and he reraise and i decide to cap it. about 4 to the flop. the flop K96 all spades. I bet he raise, i reraise and it gets capped. the turn 5 I bet out and he raises again saying if your going to draw out on me im going to make it expensive. Im think huh????? i got the nuts right now so it looks like you got the flopped set. I reraise and it gets capped. River all i know is avoid pairing the board.......5 sskjdkjfjfhjvnjdnvjdhkjvhjdfvnjdvnjkzv GOD DAMN IT!!!! this is where it went all hazy..... i forget if i betted or just checked and i called but when he turn his card over with a big grin i knew i was a goner........his pocket KK for the WIN!!!!
DAMN I AM GOOOOOOOD I cant holdup for one min!
Well as you can see its the life and times of the donktard!!!!!
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Busto!!!! At the Phoniex 2/9
4/8 plus a 1/2kill: TP = -369 TT: 6.5 Hrs
Thats right Baby BUSTO, almost 400 lost i did a double count on my wallet and at first i thought i dropped 500 but I was lucky I still have 300 in my wallet. Argh so so frustrating. Missed with every small pair possible. Got slapped in the face with any big pair. AK? shit I might as well raised with 27 off suit. It felt like i was in it too get wipped and spanked and sent home like a little hoe. When I thought I hit the flopped it just ment I was third best on the flopped. Thats how bad I was. Tonight it even teased me thinking I was going to win a hand.
Pocket 10 in the half kill. I raised preflop. got called by I think 3 other players. Flop comes A 10 7 and I see a 10 in the window making me think BOOYA I got this shit wrapped up. I bet and got called by 2 players. Turn: J I bet and I got raised ?????? KQ????? I called and I am thinking pair the board pair the board just pair anything out there Please just give me one hand to win let me feel like a winner just on time PLEASE!!!!!!!!! River:........................................3 dsfjkdsjflksdjfiosjfdjfkljfklsjdfsdjfkljafljashgokdjaskljgkad;kfjkdjgajsdlkj ARE U FUCKING SHITING ME !!!!!! fnjnljdfjnjdjnljngjnsbkjghbhfnalkmekdsmsfnjhngfnj Mother of all nghjdfnvljdnfjnvjkdfndvfvnlnfvjnfsdfjvnfvbakf.
Yes I called.... he shows 89 for the straight. Just one time damn it!!!!!
Another hand that hurts me but at least this hand went to the SANTI.
QQ. the santi is to my right and he raises. I looked down and see my two hunies and I reraised. The santi calls and about 4 or maybe 5 to the flop. The flop is AAK WHIFF..... like no other Muther....... Santi checks and I bet, Gets called and the santi raises. Now Im in the Tank...... Santi AK? One more ace and We could have a jackpot hand. So I called. Turn is a J. santi still bets and I think for ever.Is it worth it? 10 gives me a straight. q gives me a boat, A gives us potential jackpot. so I called just praying and praying Please santi have AK and give me a A on the river. The River: K Fkljdjkfhfdsljhsfjlsdhfjkhsdjkfhdfkjsjkdfhshfj FUCKING AHole dhfjfjhdfjhsdhfjdshfjkdshfsjkahfkjhaa JUST ONE MUTHA FUCKING TIME fjkjdfhgjdffjkhadskjflksjfdkjdaghksjfhsjahfnhjkdhafihasgdfyd......... Santi bets and I fold and anther player called and all santi is thinking hes chopping with some one. but he is takes it all.
Well running bad is the second part of my middle name. When i run bad i go all out no half assing it.
Thats right Baby BUSTO, almost 400 lost i did a double count on my wallet and at first i thought i dropped 500 but I was lucky I still have 300 in my wallet. Argh so so frustrating. Missed with every small pair possible. Got slapped in the face with any big pair. AK? shit I might as well raised with 27 off suit. It felt like i was in it too get wipped and spanked and sent home like a little hoe. When I thought I hit the flopped it just ment I was third best on the flopped. Thats how bad I was. Tonight it even teased me thinking I was going to win a hand.
Pocket 10 in the half kill. I raised preflop. got called by I think 3 other players. Flop comes A 10 7 and I see a 10 in the window making me think BOOYA I got this shit wrapped up. I bet and got called by 2 players. Turn: J I bet and I got raised ?????? KQ????? I called and I am thinking pair the board pair the board just pair anything out there Please just give me one hand to win let me feel like a winner just on time PLEASE!!!!!!!!! River:........................................3 dsfjkdsjflksdjfiosjfdjfkljfklsjdfsdjfkljafljashgokdjaskljgkad;kfjkdjgajsdlkj ARE U FUCKING SHITING ME !!!!!! fnjnljdfjnjdjnljngjnsbkjghbhfnalkmekdsmsfnjhngfnj Mother of all nghjdfnvljdnfjnvjkdfndvfvnlnfvjnfsdfjvnfvbakf.
Yes I called.... he shows 89 for the straight. Just one time damn it!!!!!
Another hand that hurts me but at least this hand went to the SANTI.
QQ. the santi is to my right and he raises. I looked down and see my two hunies and I reraised. The santi calls and about 4 or maybe 5 to the flop. The flop is AAK WHIFF..... like no other Muther....... Santi checks and I bet, Gets called and the santi raises. Now Im in the Tank...... Santi AK? One more ace and We could have a jackpot hand. So I called. Turn is a J. santi still bets and I think for ever.Is it worth it? 10 gives me a straight. q gives me a boat, A gives us potential jackpot. so I called just praying and praying Please santi have AK and give me a A on the river. The River: K Fkljdjkfhfdsljhsfjlsdhfjkhsdjkfhdfkjsjkdfhshfj FUCKING AHole dhfjfjhdfjhsdhfjdshfjkdshfsjkahfkjhaa JUST ONE MUTHA FUCKING TIME fjkjdfhgjdffjkhadskjflksjfdkjdaghksjfhsjahfnhjkdhafihasgdfyd......... Santi bets and I fold and anther player called and all santi is thinking hes chopping with some one. but he is takes it all.
Well running bad is the second part of my middle name. When i run bad i go all out no half assing it.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Cache Creek and Capital
1/30 Cache Creek 4/8 kill: TP = +142 TT: 6.5 Hrs
2/2 Capital Casino 4/8 kill: TP = -60 TT: 8.0 Hrs
2/7 Cache Creek 4/8 kill: TP = +225 TT: 8.5 Hrs
I will blog about some hands later. Just got back from the creek and did ok. Still Playing like a Donk, I tried playing tight but i was getting crack left and right so I really losen up and started to win hands. Not good play because it will mean in the long run im going to bleed all my chips away and get caught in some kind of marginal hand thats going to kill me later. But the good news is I finally got pocket AA twice tonight, after 5 or 6 sessions of not even seeing them once, and I logged on some good hours of playing too. Too bad they didnt win me much and I never got them crack for a rack. First one was a ok size pot I think I made about 45 bucks and the second was horrible. Under the gun and I limpped and all fold except the big blind which was stuck in the hand. The flopped came and i took it down.
More to come later.
2/2 Capital Casino 4/8 kill: TP = -60 TT: 8.0 Hrs
2/7 Cache Creek 4/8 kill: TP = +225 TT: 8.5 Hrs
I will blog about some hands later. Just got back from the creek and did ok. Still Playing like a Donk, I tried playing tight but i was getting crack left and right so I really losen up and started to win hands. Not good play because it will mean in the long run im going to bleed all my chips away and get caught in some kind of marginal hand thats going to kill me later. But the good news is I finally got pocket AA twice tonight, after 5 or 6 sessions of not even seeing them once, and I logged on some good hours of playing too. Too bad they didnt win me much and I never got them crack for a rack. First one was a ok size pot I think I made about 45 bucks and the second was horrible. Under the gun and I limpped and all fold except the big blind which was stuck in the hand. The flopped came and i took it down.
More to come later.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Cache Creek 1/28
4/8 kill: TP = -240 TT: 3 Hrs
Thats right I ran horrible. But i played decent. No Super donk today, it was try to play solid all the way through. But I was place in a tight table tonight. When I got to the table There was what maybe one loose player there. But as the Superstar joined my table, It got ultra tight where it was mostly 3 to the flop if that. Pots were like 10 bucks at most. It was horrible. It didnt help when I had a millions outs on the flop but i completely missed everything. I flopped a few open ended draws that missed everything. Flopped top pair top kicker and got ran down by two pairs. Flopped nut flush draws and wiffed. had big pocket pairs only to win me small pots.
Heres one. Pocket qq raise preflop maybe 3 callers. But i think only 2 called. Flop 10 10 10. I bet fold fold call. turn was a blank, bet fold.
Next hand kk . I watch it get folded all the way to me. i raise and fold fold only stealling the blinds but i now made it a kill pot losing 8 chips, so i won 6 lose 8 for a negative 2 dollar. Awesome huh.
Heres one where the pot was a decent size. k 10 off in the small blind. about 4 or 5 to the flop. Flop is k,10, 7, I bet I believe 3 callers. turn j I bet seat 1 raises. Another player called, I called. River J. I check mamma bets One caller I fold. She shows aq for the straight.
Heres a hand where I thought I had a death grip to win. I raise with AJdiamonds. about 3 or 4 callers. Flop come As 5d 4d, I bet called called. Turn 6 clubs I bet and it gets raised and call, I call. River 7 c "WHIFF!!!!!!!"Did you feel that???? Yes that was me missing a bajillion outs there.
It was like the 5th time tonight that I missed my outs. Mamma who raised had 56 seat 3 had A5 for the winning hand. It felt like the Playoff where I go 0 for 13. Im that good people, only a pro like me can wiff everything he can like I do. DONT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS!!!! Let a train professional play bad.
Well thats all for tonight. I fell like webber playing another season when we all know its time to retire.
Thats right I ran horrible. But i played decent. No Super donk today, it was try to play solid all the way through. But I was place in a tight table tonight. When I got to the table There was what maybe one loose player there. But as the Superstar joined my table, It got ultra tight where it was mostly 3 to the flop if that. Pots were like 10 bucks at most. It was horrible. It didnt help when I had a millions outs on the flop but i completely missed everything. I flopped a few open ended draws that missed everything. Flopped top pair top kicker and got ran down by two pairs. Flopped nut flush draws and wiffed. had big pocket pairs only to win me small pots.
Heres one. Pocket qq raise preflop maybe 3 callers. But i think only 2 called. Flop 10 10 10. I bet fold fold call. turn was a blank, bet fold.
Next hand kk . I watch it get folded all the way to me. i raise and fold fold only stealling the blinds but i now made it a kill pot losing 8 chips, so i won 6 lose 8 for a negative 2 dollar. Awesome huh.
Heres one where the pot was a decent size. k 10 off in the small blind. about 4 or 5 to the flop. Flop is k,10, 7, I bet I believe 3 callers. turn j I bet seat 1 raises. Another player called, I called. River J. I check mamma bets One caller I fold. She shows aq for the straight.
Heres a hand where I thought I had a death grip to win. I raise with AJdiamonds. about 3 or 4 callers. Flop come As 5d 4d, I bet called called. Turn 6 clubs I bet and it gets raised and call, I call. River 7 c "WHIFF!!!!!!!"Did you feel that???? Yes that was me missing a bajillion outs there.
It was like the 5th time tonight that I missed my outs. Mamma who raised had 56 seat 3 had A5 for the winning hand. It felt like the Playoff where I go 0 for 13. Im that good people, only a pro like me can wiff everything he can like I do. DONT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS!!!! Let a train professional play bad.
Well thats all for tonight. I fell like webber playing another season when we all know its time to retire.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Cache 1/23 & 1/24
4/8 kill: TP = +575 TT: 6.5 Hrs
4/8 kill: TP = +360 TT: 6.0 Hrs
All Hail the Donk the Donk has rtnd!!!!!
Thats pretty much all I can say. I played like a donk and won.
Does that mean im going to keep playing like that? NO But for some unknown reason i played like howed i played back in the 3/6 days. Playing alot of hands and was lucky to win.
Maybe I went into poker overload. Too much poker in a short period of time to reflect how i played. All i can justified is i just wanted to play hands and alot of them. I was lucky to scrape out wins. The worst part, I dont even know what hands i played and won with. I did hit quads again. I think this is the 4th straight trip i hit quads. I do remember my beats.... but why talk about that. it seem like my beats were the hands i played right and the hands i won were hands i dont want to remember playing at all. Well thats all for now. It been 3 days of no poker lets see how i do tommorrow.
4/8 kill: TP = +360 TT: 6.0 Hrs
All Hail the Donk the Donk has rtnd!!!!!
Thats pretty much all I can say. I played like a donk and won.
Does that mean im going to keep playing like that? NO But for some unknown reason i played like howed i played back in the 3/6 days. Playing alot of hands and was lucky to win.
Maybe I went into poker overload. Too much poker in a short period of time to reflect how i played. All i can justified is i just wanted to play hands and alot of them. I was lucky to scrape out wins. The worst part, I dont even know what hands i played and won with. I did hit quads again. I think this is the 4th straight trip i hit quads. I do remember my beats.... but why talk about that. it seem like my beats were the hands i played right and the hands i won were hands i dont want to remember playing at all. Well thats all for now. It been 3 days of no poker lets see how i do tommorrow.
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